Smells Like A Finished Dissertation Candle Scent:Lavender and your unapologetic need for

and your unapologetic need for a little suspense

Welcome to the best club ever—yours

The gag gift for the friend whose drink order is measured in multiples

Welcome to adulthood — we have anxiety

Smells Like A Finished Dissertation Candle Scent:Lavender and your unapologetic need forSomewhere there is a document with two hundred pages, one exhausted author, and a committee's final signature. It is done. It is really done. This grad school gift for her celebrates the single greatest sentence in academia: no further revisions. The label reads Smells Like A Finished Dissertation, a scent previously believed to be theoretical. Who this is for: The candidate who cited sources in her sleep, involuntarily The friend who scheduled her