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Darcy himself

A shoutout to the straight-talkers who'd rather cut through the nonsense than dance around it

Ever notice how women’s tees are either way too “meh” or fit like they were made for a cardboard cutout

This funny t-shirt is perfect for gifting your bestie who can read a room with both eyes closed

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